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August slipped away in a moment of time except August is early twenties

Women walk into a shower and walk out with a re-worked five year plan

The two things that can completely fix my life are having unwavering focus or another season of Fleabag, both of which are equally unlikely.

I love breaking absolutely trivial information to my friends by starting off with guys this is NOT a drill

If fewer people got married on social media, fewer people would get married.

Women don’t have trouble being vulnerable because we literally wear jumpsuits and go to pee.

The only thing I find worse than your 5am to 9am routine is having to hear about it.

God gives his toughest battles to his funniest soldiers so they can all get together and repress their feelings with humour.

I just want to be alive in a world where men believe in buttons again

I find “regret nothing” to be ridiculous advice in a time when alcoholism costs way lesser than therapy.

Bombay these days be like get out of the house I fucking dare you

At that delicate point in my twenties where my whole personality is about wanting to move to Goa

A fitness regime that violently oscillates between calorie deficit and calorie delusion >>>

There was a time I could finish a whole book in a day and now I need a break from my break

My plans after retirement include watching all the reels I have saved in this lifetime

Idk who needs to hear this but he sends those memes to everyone

I mainly hate the internet but sometimes some girl with sage burning in the back asks me to relax my shoulders and I’m like wow thankyou girl

Is my skincare working or am I just ovulating? - A thriller

Before you send me a reel ask yourself if this is worth me pausing the TV and unlocking my phone.

Tbh I’m so jealous of shy people. It would be lovely to stfu sometimes.