you woulda seen a shoe flying at her like george bush

At music or the other thing

KENNNY IS STILL CANT HEAR YOU THIS IS OVER A MONTH OLD PLEASE RESPOND AND LET US KNOW YOURE OK

3 more.

This escalatory death drive comes from a section of the U.S. population that seems to believe a civil war is just something they would watch on TV which would not disrupt their access to Amazon two day delivery and running water

Just dudes being dudes what’s wrong

There are so many people in the world who don’t know who Soham Parekh is. 48 hours jokes on twitter mannnnn

Everybody in the HR dept watching the Head of HR lady walk in.....

Hey @Grok who is the most famous person to visit my profile? Doesn’t have to be mutual, don’t tag them, just say who.

Happy Gilmore 2 was quite the let down - needing to intercut flashbacks every 5 minutes to one of the most quotable and memorable movies of the last half century took away more than it added

To whoever reported me and got the account locked temporarily ya pussies

Damn how many times were you held back?!?

Lake Michigan be like....

Brutal. If you exclude these two categories, job growth has been running negative for three straight months

How did we never hear from the cop his self?