“We finally hit the stage in our marriage that we’re Facebook friends now”

i understand bella because if a vampire told me i was his own personal brand of heroin i would become his whore

Bro I can’t believe and don’t want to believe Liam passed away. I was jamming getting ready for WWWY vibes and now I gotta sing cry to One Direction.

can i come do blow at your house again sometime?

Messy morning hair

Knowing my baby is awake after his nap and pretending I do not see I don’t hear

I’m sorry but I’m Mexican, I do not believe in Polyamory. I love one woman and one woman only and when she leaves the suicide attempts begin.

Bring Me The Horizon birthed Chelsea Smile on this day 16 years ago. x.com/scenevid/statu…

Everyone talking about TikTok being banned - this is exactly how I felt when the Kim K game closed down back in April!!!

Tryna sleep in one time and colton comes waking me up talking bout “the door is open the cats are gone” bro I never hopped up so fast in my life

Had my heart in my butt first thing in the morning. The turd nuggets are back home safely. Weasley was in the bush and whenever I called out for Ezra he just meowed until I got him LOL

He’s pleased with his choices (ignore his eye boogies)

Just preordered my Twilight Lego set for my birthday!!!!

Bring Me The Horizon have released a cover of Wonderwall by Oasis. x.com/scenevid/statu…

I could fuck up some crab legs right now

reverse cow girl so i can bend backward and look at him like the exorcist

Crazy to think 2 years ago today I found out I was pregnant with Broly & looking at how much has changed since.

i wake up ready to REPORT LIVE