Someone stole the damn waste management garbage dumpster from in front of our garage and I just can’t understand what would be the benefit 🫥

Having to fake it til you make it seems too exhausting

Living at an address that is easily found by doordashers and people Who do instacart is so important

The value of your home is not the same as the equity in your home, I’m astonished how many people believe otherwise

Whoever is frying the chicken at Raising Cane’s on Green Valley Ranch Blvd needs to be fired, this is the nastiest chicken I ever purchased from there— all soggy and gross

Nothing like a golden shower from your baby after you just popped the tags on some fly shit 😩🤣

Do women who are in relationships with women who used to be in relationships with men actually believe their woman is no longer into men at all?

Men who keep guns in all kind of random places throughout the house are so funny to me, because… what home invasion are you preparing for?

I feel bad for people who can’t move on, life passes too quickly to stay stuck on things or people who have moved on from you

I love how not being a mean girl lets me watch you pathetic hoes be eaten up by karma and the tea app 😬🫶🏽

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Also there’s a good handful of you niggas that won’t receive a penny of respect from me again knowing what I know

But you know what we all have? Free will.

Women be so broke they treat they homeboys in relationships like tricks. Like girl if you don’t ask that man that’s been pipin’ TF

People are just saying anything at this point to feel included in the topic 🫠

Just a reminder, you don’t have to voice your opinion on every topic 😂

Arguing with stranger, hell even friends, on the internet about strangers you only know from media will always and forever be weird to me

Imagine having enough passive income to never have to set the alarm clock again. That’s the goal I have to accomplish. It’s a mission.

There should be a study on the women who stalk you because they couldn’t have your man 😅

You can majorly tell the weight difference between the IPhone pro and iPhone air.