if you EVER see me drop a name-brand watch in a fic keep reading. that’s shit is for athena and athena alone.

happy birthday to my beautiful princess with disorders. sorry your long-term husband went back in time and became sorta incestuous. sorry your new boyfriend is lowk mad as fuck at you. #bitchless

needy puppy waiting for a treat

oh my goodness. thank you for one thousand kudos on younger puppy ilya & older mr. hollander. i did not expect such kindness from everyone--i am very grateful you all have fallen for them like i have !!

hudson williams is actually just a psyop by Big Instagram to get me to download threads im not falling for it

they’re doing this to shane hollander on ao3

“i dont know how people write smut id be so horny that i couldnt write” i have written the word cock so many times it no longer looks real. but no yes im also #horny.