A centipede just crawled OVER MY HAND which was on my computer mouse on to my monitor and up the wire to the back of it. I screamed so fucking loud. and I tried to get it with a paper towel but it fell somewhere and now I cant work because I am paralyzed with fear WHAT THE FUCK

I genuinely don't remember making you all this stupid.

AKA “I didn’t get the reaction I wanted so let me backtrack”

Jenelle.. honey… this ain’t it babes. 🥴

Her comment section did NOT disappoint tonight 😂💀

Whoever started that subtle foreshadowing trend on tiktok I need to kiss on the lips because the way I’ve been crying laughing at those fucking videos

Say it louderrrrr. Shame on you Tamra Judge

Aaaand we have a number 1 😉

Reddit can kiss my fucking ass because the JUMP SCARE I just had???? Fuck you

Good morning to everyone except “moms” - and I say that loosely - who let their 10 year old vape. (Looking at you, Jenelle Evans)

….. Nathan doesn’t even live in Tennessee you absolute knob

Anon Hater He's not even allowed to leave the state of NV currently...

Aaaand we have a #3 too 😏

Oh I FOR SURE could. I also think I could take Jenelle and turn her little narcissistic ass into a half decent (my eye twitched when I typed that) person. On the Internet at least. Nothing can help that soul of hers. She should fire DanielFebruary and hire me 😉

She’s horrible. Just horrible.

If I hear “in the clerrbbb” ONE more fucking time I swear to God

Nothing wakes me up faster than dog puke sounds I swear

Where’s the lie 💀

Oooo Jen you know better than to challenge the internet sleuths 😏