Working in federalsburg is explaining to someone why they aren’t allowed to drive without having a drivers license.

Thought about working out, drank a glass of wine instead. 🤷🏼‍♀️🍷

Face planted off some steps lastnight lmao I hate drunk Annie sometimes

24 in about two weeks.. were has the time gone 🥵

Weekday me vs. weekend me look like two totally different people

I’m the sleepiest person you will ever meet.

The Lord truly works in mysterious ways. HALLELUJAH 🙌🏻

Shopping on lulus has got to be my worst habit.

Nothing makes me sadder than hearing the bugs hit my windshield right after I just washed my car

I’ve never wanted to sell my house so badly as I do Rn

Update: just got in an argument with my neighbor

Getting my lashes done are gonna make me feel brand new and I cannot wait 🤩

bless your heart

Nothing like a grown man calling you a “fucking bitch, stupid fucking bitch” bc they didn’t get their way.

I will always envy ppl who were born with naturally perfect teeth

The amount that Rip loves Beth.. gets me every damn time

Been sick three times in the past three months, can I catch a break

I really don’t get paid enough to be talked to like shit at work all day by customers 🥲🥴