*is yelling from Hawaii*

So far 90% of our holiday has been hiding from/discussing Damons penis

I'm gonna take that knife and that bowl and stick them where the sun don't shine...caused us way more touble than they are worth!!!

*yells at drunk Damon* Take your clothes off

*throws dollar bills at nude friend* Shake it baby

Wait...only a $20? Damn I overpaid ... I was swiping Niks credit card

Might have been easier to go to the bar... Credit cards smells funky now too...I'll have to use Lijahs instead now

Drunk Almighty is most amusing yes And usually nude I know nothing about the cards...👀

Miracles never cease

Or to steal the Mona Lisa... *coughs*

*dramatic sigh* My hand is empty...

*has delivered to Cesare Borgia (Parody) * Happy birthday bro Love you more than Unicorns X sis x

*meercrezias* i smell a brother

I could sellotape said brother to a lamppost if it helps sister

*leaves outside Cesare Borgia (Parody) door for reasons*

Mine and Damon. conversations almost exclusively involve cake, cocktails and/or murder...that is why we have tolerated other for so long

*sends into the void*

You should know better by now

Am running away with Almighty again fam Try not to die while I'm gone okloveyoubye