"I think every month should have a Federal holiday."

This woman's taste is entirely what poor people who watched soaps thought was glamorous in 1984.

Its called Aldi.

Please stop treating the New York City mayors race like a critical national election. It's always been a contest to see which clown has the best shoes.

What happened financially to New York in the 1970's to make them skittish?

For the love of God. Please stop subjecting the rest of us to your mayoral election for a guy you'll all hate an hour after you elect them.

Assholes out of their depth and full of purple prose over the last decade led us here. We are further from a socialist Utopia than we were just 7 months ago, and jackasses like this refuse to accept they played a role.

Somehow the Democrats who didn't win the election are to blame for this.

As a liberal, Im feeling terribly owned right now.

After 10 years of being dangerously wrong about everything, rat fucking liberals, and actively making this world worse, why do we even entertain the idea that "progressive" blue checks are worth even acknowledging their existence?

Look, I think bombing Iran is bad. Very bad. But we overthrew their government in 1953 and they've been an authoritarian theocracy since 1979. After a certain point we're off the hook for their government being assholes.

No. You're not. This isn't even the busy part of the 1980's.

Why does the Thunder keep going for 3 pointers. We suck at them.

Right now is when every dog in OKC suddenly needs to pee.

Congrats to the city of Oklahoma City.