all week I’ve been thinking about this caption

Shrek is older than ICE. It's not inevitable.

"i asked chatgpt" "i asked grok" well i just made some shit up and people believe me because i'm well read and use big words

feeling morally and spiritually adrift without a Sunday HBO show

Americans need to shut the fuck up about sexism in Iran. We just forced a dead woman to give birth. You’re just Islamophobic. Shut up.

summer is going to feel like this

Some of us were in AP English but 3rd grade math

what are some good jobs for someone with no passions or interests or motivation or social skills or strengths

Gene Hackman in The Conversation

everyone look at the eraserhead baby my friend made me for my bday

been stuck in an intl airport for 24 hrs &, though i have always suspected it, can now say definitively that travelers from the US are the worst people on earth

Putting on a low-investment TV show and looking at your phone is a kind of neurological pleasure stimulator humans were never supposed to have

roland barthes describing the humiliating agony of waiting for your crush to text you back

my best friend & i both do the same thing where we will text & voice note & video chat every second for 3 weeks & then just randomly disappear into a cloud of smoke for an undetermined number of days. when i do it it’s fine but when she does it it’s torture & she wants me dead

i really understand why boomers text with ellipses between everything… it feels so good …

I know I’m late, but Joe Keery’s music is…good?

You’ll lose your mind if that trash juice falls on your foot but ppl who work in waste management don’t deserve a raise??? Stfu

This is one of America’s historically great research universities, being demolished. The obsession with Harvard and the ivies is a distraction from the ongoing destruction of America’s public research universities, once the envy of the world, and the key to the nation’s rise.

If any national media or subterranean podcast sickos want to cover the state government nuking 116 degree programs at IU, our DMs are open 👀

I HATE YOURE FUCKING GUTS YOU WEAK-ASS FECKLESS ASS DIPSHITS. YOUR LEGACY WILL MEAN NOTHING. YOU HAVE DONE NOTHING AND THEN HAVE THE NERVE TO SEND PEOPLE IN A COST OF LIVING CRISIS ENDLESS FUCKING FUNDRAISING EMAILS AND TEXTS —FOR THIS?!?!?!