Happy Monday to everyone except the dirty gremlins that let their hand touch mine while holding onto the rail on the subway

Nothing I can’t do if I got some aspartame and nicotine 🙏

Hi :3

No way they have Uber Train now

Chapter 1 😭🔥

Back on twitter due to popular demand 🥵

Do you remember when you joined Twitter ? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

Hit the ground running in Q2

I’ve legit sneezed 8 times in this Uber, each one met with a bless you from my driver

I'm sorry to every astrology girl I ever doubted. I'm finna go find out what time I was born right now and get my whole chart who tryna give me a reading

Nothing to extract here 🥰

Tired of these shake to reveal stories on ig, wtf do I look like shaking my phone to see your raggedy selfie

“Dark Humour” dudes when it’s about a ceo and not minorities

Between the corn field on the left and the weed that’s as large as a tree on the right… how is bushwick a real place