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it must be truly wild to be a boomer in biology like going from using genetic linkage to map genes to being able to do single cell full transcriptome sequencing across millions of cells in the span of a career is crazyyyyyy

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What should you call your academic event? Another great flowchart from PhD Comics.

We’d love to hire you but that position is currently filled by a professor who hates students, refuses to teach, and hasn’t published this century

We need to stop treating burnout like a badge of honour. Can we start glorifying vacations and getting 8 hours of sleep each night instead? #AcademicMentalHealth

Later, Russell realised he was wrong and re-derived the same results from a different approach. He did acknowledge her, but was still given the credit for the result. Then. But she was first. And she was right. And nowadays we all know it. 14/16

Switch roles and that would be way more accurate

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📢 New review paper, out in advance Annual Reviews ➡️ Reconstructing ancient metabolisms: annualreviews.org/content/journa… #AnnualReviews #Microbiology #Paleobiology #EarlyLife

Spending years of time, effort , and resources only to get your paper rejected is a feature, not a bug, of academic research, I guess 😅

Man sits by me on train. MAN: Loads of psychopaths around here ME: Really? MAN: Loads mate ME: How'd you know? MAN: There's signs aren't there? ME: I guess? MAN: I love them (47 minutes of awkward silence.) Man leaves train, he has a bike. I realise he was saying 'cycle paths'.

we’re not quitting science, we’re quitting academia. I am still very much in science and will remain here forever

not me reading this as the single cell Eras Tour

MurawalaLab I am losing the fun and joy of doing science because nowadays only the number of publications matters.. 🤨🤔 and of course, it is always the fault of the students and postdoc ....

We are asked about Wilson's translations often. We do not recommend them. Here are few reasons why:

Pointing out that generations of anthropologists have been making sweeping, largely imaginary claims is good and necessary actually.

30/4/1993. 18.50 hs. Monica Seles domina el partido frente a Magdalena Maleeva en el Citizen Cup de Hamburgo. Bebe agua en un descanso. Un grito quiebra el silencio. Mónica siente un dolor inusual en la espalda. Se para. No entiende. Se desploma sobre el polvo de ladrillo.

Definición de ironía:

una polla y unos cojones