relax babe he’s like a boyfriend to me

ur 20s are for abusing your body and showing up late to work looking like shit

THEY COOKING

tell me yours pls

“you say you’re going to k*** y******* too much” god forbid a girl have a catchphrase

I'm a firm believer that MEN definitely have to like you more than you like them or the relationship won't work !!

i think the biggest turn on is simply knowing u turned someone else on.. i love knowing i did that to u c:

men are supposed to LEAD… not match the energy of a woman

i've had like 600 mg of caffeeine today which has given me the ability to read people's minds and they're all mad at me

Body by ozempic

It’s crazy so many people will say things after losing someone to suicide like “we didn’t see the signs” or “we had no idea”, and it’s literally your best friend who vented about severe depression and explicitly told you and yet you were too “busy” to text back.

Once you tell me no, I will never ask you for anything again

don’t come around me not wanting to be recorded, baby i’m icarly junior

naps hit different when you are using them to avoid being alive

Thinking you found a parking spot and then boom. Kia fucking soul.😭

Never wanted to leave you, but we had the same conversation every week and nothing changed

𝕿𝖗𝖆𝖊 ✞ Love isn't enough if growth isn't mutual. Words lose meaning when action never follows. You begged for change, but staying became a slow death. Leaving wasn't abandoning, it was survival. If nothing shifts, you either accept misery or choose yourself. You chose right.