When you're sick all week, and get better on Friday

I'm so awake.

My alarm got me hella woke

Apparently lesbians call it "discharge" That's nut!

He's black but he's pool priveleged too, so it works x.com/SamsungMobileU…

I hate when I take my belt off and I didn't really need to #beltprobz

Stepped in dog crap in the office, only in SF #Progressive

Skrrr skrrr

I need to figure out how to get rich off used needles #startup

I ALWAYS add to dictionary

That moment when you board a 12hr flight and realize you downloaded the wrong season of #Narcos

Why does the sign read "Xing" when there's room to write "Crossing"? It's weirdly creative, and frankly I don't like it.

I just found out Metro Boomin, WeGotLondonOnDaTrack , and Southside are from Atlanta. Their tap water has 3 settings: Hot, Cold, Lean

That camera was mounted at a terrific angle x.com/BenjaminEnfiel…

They also love shooting pool, always talking about 8balls x.com/TheoVon/status…

More like 6000 x.com/MetroBoomin/st…

I really wanna see a hamster do this t.co/HjkEsMOOg8?amp…

This is great! Reminds me of that Gucci shirt I don't have x.com/BenjaminEnfiel…

#Google pixel is the worst phone I've ever owned **crawls back to apple**

Foreshadowing his most fire album yet x.com/BenjaminEnfiel…