True in every universe: Vigilante doesn’t fw racists #Peacemaker

Joey Linn "Hey so uh, have you ever robbed a bank?"..... "I know that it's against the law, yes." "No, have YOU ever robbed a bank, is the question?" "Yes, I'm aware that it is against the law to rob a bank and should not do that....." Homie....what? ahahhahaha

Imagine reading this during the offseason.

CMCs gonna get the ball on every play huh

“Last night was a movie.” Me last night:

Using sports betting to teach my autistic 13 year old about math and probability. Obviously not running actual bets, but using it to teach the concepts. This is either gonna end really well or really bad.

Water machine at works got a new recipe for ‘Lemon’ Exciting times!

Tomorrow is Prime Day and I’m pretty sure he did ads for them last year

My pants and Pablo Torre Finds Out agree…

oh hell yeah

Like 10 collective brain cells with a few to spare

NGL I cooked with this one.

well yeah a pokemon game just came out

Cannot wait to hear more about this investigation later on the Miami Heat’s official TV partner: Fanduel Sports Network

The NBA is very concerned about the multiple arrests made as a result of the FBI’s sports gambling code. Use code “MULTIPLEARRESTS” for a 30% Profit Boost on a three-leg parlay with Draft Kings, the official gambling partner of the NBA.

What’s the O/U on NBA figures getting arrested today?

NBA internal investigation team

FBI Director Kash Patel says there have been "historic arrests across a wide sweeping criminal enterprise" that involves both NBA players and coachs and Italian mafia "La Cosa Nostra." US attorney Joe Nocella says the indictments involve sports betting and illegal gambling,

Within a week we've had a major jewel heist, a mafia-involved poker ring and sports gambling corruption. We're living in the 1920s.