My family finna be flabbergasted when dis cougar walk in wit me on thanksgiving

I J U S T W A N T T O T H A N K G O D F O R E V E R Y T H I N G . RETWEET IF YOU DO.

When the plans get cancelled but I never wanted to go out

Telling people your plans can jinx it.

“You’re so quiet” Me around mfs I feel comfortable with and actually like:

Real sh!t!

Ngl I wanna be outside next year, and i dont mean clubs & parties. i mean traveling, hiking, picnics, trying new restaurants etc…

when i pop out just heart the picture

yall still wanna go = please say no so I can agree and go to bed

I can’t wait to get pictures like this from my wife before I give them money to go shopping

you couldnt pay me to do this year again

i like my bitch mean tell dat nigga to d!e