“£50 million down the drain, Noni Madueke scores again”

If anyone has (proper) evidence of someone being given a free new taxpayer-funded car because of a food intolerance please reply to me, I am very keen to learn more about this.

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Kids don't know how serious he was unfortunately. A defender winning the league's POTY TWICE is not normal

The biggest female artist in the game came at his neck, and he addressed it on 4:44 8 years ago.

Raw chicken on the top shelf in the fridge for 3 days?

More important than Rygo

Why is this club so damn slow to negotiate and finalise players from any other club that isn’t named Chelsea

Let’s just hope he makes us all look stupid, I’ll be very happy to be wrong

Found £50m for Madueke but haggling over £4.3m for Gyokeres...

When is it announced that we’re apart of Chelsea’s multi club model?

Aren't these the same players that finished 15th? Or Cunha is a superman?

God please. I need to feel something

I’m gonna pass out

Bro I need you to be right. I just know my club

#14 & I’ll boycott the season. Call me dramatic all you like

You’re in dreamland buddy

Black Justin’s back? Let’s go

I’m screaming at the first photo. I just know Yanited S&C coaches were disgusted watching him & Shaw 😭