England’s greatest number 9 and Newcastle’s greatest pint thief

Spain have been the best team in the competition, doesn’t change the fact I have work in the morning, disgraceful

Never mind, de mags are back soon let’s all go back to arguing about that

Hey that Almiron is shite isn’t he lads

I haven’t taken a cowie for about 5 years now but the French are testing my resolve here

Get on with the draw, fuck me

Craig Pawson may or, for legal reasons, may not be a fucking massive nonce

Ben Brerton Diaz I am in Rafferty’s if you want a head butt off a proper big fat head

Eddie’s Leaving32HoursBeforeKickOffBecauseLiamIsAdamantThatEveryCaravanInEnglandIsAlsoGoingToBournemouthThisWeekend Mags

Liam was correct to be adamant about this

Paid £8 for a box of branded tabs and a lighter, what a gaff

Well that was good fun, everyone to Bournemouth Pop World for a neck on

It was handball and if you disagree 1) grow up 2) fuck off

FAO the 40,239 people ahead of me in the Murrayfield queue, if you press alt F4 you get a free bucket hat and packet of Benson and Hedges with your ticket

The Strawberry on match day

That performance was crap but I’m going to drink pints until it’s legally dubious as to whether or not I can drive to work in the morning

Eddie’s WaitingForA14InchPizza Mags