I have never understood the “I’m freshly postpartum and haven’t gotten to shower in multiple days” thing when mom has a partner that lives in the home w her and baby. Like that man rlly couldn’t hold the baby for 15 mins so you could go wash your ass…?

The heartbreak that I’m not doing any festivals this year is real 🥲

Officially paid the last lot of rent in our house before we move 😬😬😬 can’t wait

Alora slept straight through til 5.30 this morning and that is definitely something I can work with 😍

Swear TikTok is taunting me showing me non stop videos of Gerry cinnamon at reading last night .. wankers

i’m not even joking when i say this is one of the greatest songs of all time

I genuinely have to scroll past the pregnancy announcement videos on TikTok cause it makes me wanna cry that’ll never be me again 🤣🤣🤣

i can be really mean when i’m overstimulated 😭

Having a real identity crisis after having Alora 😭🫣 need my hair done right now, need to lose 6000 stone and I need a whole new wardrobe. (And the energy / time to put some slap on my face) lol just feel like a scruff ALL the time

They’re all together now 💔🕊️

Taking your lenses out is literally the equivalent of taking your bra off after a long day

Next is expensive but their baby clothes are just next level cute 🫠

Sending ross Christmas TikTok’s for the foreseeable future

The hair I’m losing after having Alora is no joke I’ll be bald at this rate

Gonna have the most Christmassy weekend and so here for it 🎄🎄

Gotta have my wisdom tooth out and a filling directly next too it tomorrow and at this stage I honestly think I’d rather chop my own leg off