Live footage of James Matthews pretending house is music

As ever, thanks TalkTalk for being useless!

I’m not confused I just can’t be fucked with the detail

Someone broke into my car and stole £1 and raided the mint stash… if he knocked on my door and asked I’d have just given him more

I hate when my favourite clothes begin their journey to the after life

UPLOAD MUSCEMECI Joe Rogan

I for one can’t wait to see what memorial goodies M&S come out with for #QueenElizabeth

£380 on noise cancelling headphones was ratified when there was a crying child for 2hrs on my flight #justgetacat

Oh look it's 'brits don't eat spice' season. 1) We have millions of people from diaspora communities who very much do eat spices AND are every bit as British as me. 2) The concept of British food as bland comes from Victorian/Edwardian middle/upper class snobbery. 🧵 /1

Formal apology to ENTER SHIKARI for not being my number one artist for the first time since I had Spotify.

Please take a second out of your gluttonous and self fulfilling day to wish Sammy Inc an averagely happy birthday

“The nice biscuits”

Booked and paid for flights that Ryanair then changed even though my original flights are still there. And now they’re charging me to change them back. What the fuck guys

3 of the least put together and mentally stable people I’ve ever met are life / personal development coaches. Maybe I’ll become a dietitian.

18 years of Panic! At The Disco fandom signed off with a farewell show tonight :-( genuinely shed a tear.

Brussels for ENTER SHIKARI was one of the most polite mosh pits I’ve ever been in

Sexy gig in London with ENTER SHIKARI and thanks for the foot in the ear ʀ⎊ᴜ ʀᴇʏɴ⎊ you old crowdsurfer

I feel the fool for trusting an internet gimp with (a very small amount of) money in a crypto fund but the fact that they went and blocked me after I simply asked what happened after all mention of it is removed from the records… very cringe behaviour. du - you’re a cunt!