nobody enjoys being in the bed more than i do

Trying to hide my feelings for someone I like.

“you talk to yourself?” yeah, that’s my homie

when i get called a fatherless lying manipulating hoe, but i actually have a dad

yeah you cute, but will you clean my glasses for me when my shirt isn’t the right fabric

“Because I don’t have money” is a valid reason to decline an outing.

Me coming up with fake scenarios in my head so I can fall asleep >>

the sound of meme’s car hooting at the gate after work will forever excite me.❤️

I’d go to war for a woman like me

real.

I think i’m starting to get sick, but if i get sick my father will laugh at me, because yesterday he told me to wear a jersey and i told him it’s not that cold.🤣

confide in a man and expect to be met only with logic and no emotion.

learning to stop scanning the room for exits.

my ugg dupes and I against the world.🙂‍↕️

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣i’d cry 40 days and nights

that thing of crossing the road halfway, and waiting in the middle for the cars on the other lane to pass? peak anxiety i tell you.😭

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🤤 top tier