Hypothetical: How would you save someone who had fallen down a bottomless pit? You have 3 days before he dies of dehydration. I'm thinking like

jack black was not the right casting choice for minecraft. and frankly, a lot of you are not going to like this

this is so painfully true tho

i think we're due for a timeline cleanse, repost to cleanse your tl

how do you design a social network that’s not subject to ensloppification?

hawk tuah me, goose

if you see this tweet you’re part of fart

if a phone costs $999 in 2017 and $1099 in 2024, what you have to realize is that the price has actually gone down

the president should serve for 25 years and then be executed

it’s called My Part Of X now and it’s spreading rapidly