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How I got so good at it

one of the greatest mixtapes of all time bro and he was only nineteen years old

Dude asks gym members how many hours a week they work

none of you are tapped in to any extent its disheartening

y’all never talk about the consequences but, go on.

if you fuck with love island i question your morals like bitch thats a hunger game ass show voting who you want to see fuck next week is crazy

LOL I work at a Costco gas station these are literally just sticker covers for the tap to pay so it looks cleaner and dims the blue light that’s behind it. Costco is literally the safest gas station to get your gas😂we have to visually go verify every pump is good every hour😂

you bring them back & we will make avengers endgame look like child’s play

SONGSTHATWEWONTGETSUEDFORBUTATTHEENDOFTHEDAYWEALLGONNADIEANYWAY

It was cool, until y’all wore it in public, with fitted caps and panda dunks.

Kellie-Jay Keen When you know there's something ghoulish about Pedro Pascal, but you can't prove it.

Can’t believe I’ve lived far enough into the future to learn the first slur for robots

Every single guy i know who treated girls like this got cheated on

How life feels after you give up on that one girl you were so obsessed about

When I have to restart a song because the conversations in my head got too loud and I missed half of the song

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