Shiver me timbers

12 days grafting on the bounce done ✅ roll on fucking Sunday

Fell a kip at a sensible time for my 6:30 alarm tomorrow, and just been woken up by drunk birds singing Sugababes. Fuck off

The Reds are back. Wembley 🔴

In a bad place at the moment, not mentally, just going through Birmingham

Pre season done. Good to be back. Real stuff starts Friday, up the Reds 👊🏼🔴

You’ll get game time fella. 2 of our 3 centre backs are made of wetabix

If DaveOCKOP came in drenched head to toe and told me it was raining, I’d still go outside to double check. Waffler

B A C K Horse punchers (A) 🔴🚂

That’s why we’re Champions. What a night. Up the fucking Reds 🔴

Can tell someone who’s “support” of a club is just 100% on social media can’t you? More arsed about signings so they can show off to their similarly online counterparts. Pathetic

Released without charge. Up the fucking Reds 🔴

Funny isn’t it? Nobody’s believed him for weeks but he’s tweeted this and he’s now the most reliable man on earth 🤣🤣

Horny

He's here.

If I ever jump on Twitter and start comparing other fellas abs then just fucking kill me 🤣

If I ever jump on Twitter and start chatting about fellas jawlines and how handsome they are then just fucking kill me 🤣

All booked up for Galatasaray. Get me an Efes in my hand. 🍻🔴