How come most bad guys in movies are called Sirus ??

What an absolutely glorious fucking day.... Is what I'd say if I wasn't ginger (grey) with pale skin

Hottest day of the year you say Gonna be hotter now

The other half is doing 6 12 hour night shifts in a row, She's decided she's going to sleep in the coolest room of the house downstairs, that's me having to stay quiet or go out all day 👀

I usually moan about taking the mother shopping, I'll never moan about it again, every moment is precious

Fucking neighbours with their bastard yappy dog,and her annoying fucking American accent

I shouldn't be left alone, In other news anyone want videos of the neighbours through windows 👀

Some graffiti on my walk

Very interesting watch this

Went for a walk Too much sun Got a shitty headache Got told to drink water but it's Saturday so am getting wankered instead

That's not a baby, that's gaz. 👀

Open house sex experiment It's always the same, both go in saying they're gonna do this and do that, and one of them always comes out crying cause the other ones just had a mad orgy Pisses me off cause it puts me off mid stroke seeing a woman crying

Well I can't seem to come round today, just woke up, again 🫣

Just had a shower Gone outside Pointless having a shower

Don't put pile cream on your arse and go out in beige shorts Looks like you've done a wet fart Apparently 👀

Off to pub Changed shorts first 🫣🤣

Proper old school club

Proper club