Normalize not saying “thank you for your service” and saying “im so sorry” instead #Army

I leave GA in 4 days and now im feeling like im leaving my family 🥲🥲🥲.

If you went to lambda jam you wack #LambdaJam

Y’alls parents really immigrated and worked three jobs their whole lives just for you to work as a barista so you can find yourselves 👨🏽‍🦯

People with the most trauma honestly are the most fit in the gym. Asked this person benching three plates, “whats motivating you?” Told me he thinks about when his pacifier would be taken away for rage.

Childhood trauma is sad and stuff, but it makes best jokes. My dad jokes really be the funniest

Other countries love talking about the US out their mouths. Like relax brain drain, that’s why your President counts with their fingers still

Just saw Batman. The Riddler spittin. You rich people boutta get it

Tired of people telling me, “you look like you’re in the military.” Thanks, I didn’t know I looked depressed

My captain: hello, how are you. Me: im a terrible person

Some of yall posting your bad bunny pics while your kids havent eaten since 2021

Gas so high the mailman working from home 😮‍💨. He called me yesterday to tell me my credit card in overdraft

Be careful out here my kings 😤

Ive been on twitter for one day. Why is everyone on here so horny