Horny at work, I call that working to the bone

You can train on them both too

Who else has their appointment at 10am tomorrow for testicle reinflation?

Imagine waiting until marriage and then you find out your wife has a cock

How much nut is too much nut?

Me and the boys at the bar hitting the nastiest roofie alley oops

Throating the homies goodnight is not gay

My fetish is beating my wife

Me and my doctor when I ask for 10 flu shots for the love of the game

This what I do to my wife when the Beef stroganoff hamburger helper isn’t ready when I get home

Cumming into the oven so my unborn children can die the same way as their ancestors

Rubbing my cum in so I can peel it off like sun burnt skin later

Thumbing my wife’s pussy lips like a largemouth bass

Die Dallas Cowboys, Family hard

Gonna plant an American flag in my wife’s ass the way I just colonized her cheeks

I’m only here for two things, to fuck shit up and to beat my wife. And my wife is already in a coma

Playing a game where I see how much I can piss in the Uber cup holders before getting caught

brb gotta go gravy my biscuits