The masculine desire to dote and be doted upon

Cow Sweater Meowscarada

Need this more often~

The amount of times I ask people what they want from me and they say “You decide” is a little bit irritating. Yeah I’m a hypnotist dom and overlord of your mind, but sometimes even I have a hard time coming up with stuff, and I want to ENSURE it’s pleasurable for *both of us*

I never mind sharing my property But sometimes, when someone else’s ego becomes a tad… Inflated And they begin to press buttons where they don’t think I can see It’s a solace to enjoy the little ironies they are unaware of~

緑色の猫もかわいいね

Oh hell yes~

Its cruel that I can't have an Espeon girlfriend irl Downright torture I think we should sue the gods for cruel and unusual punishment

Or maybe she should lean in and embrace them with me~

Banger post to pull from the past~

See I WANT life size eeveelutions sex dolls but… Not like this, man. Not like this.

When I vanish off the face of the earth later tonight… Just know it’s nothing personal. It’s just Life… TOMODACHI Life.

See, it’s better to have zero thoughts~