“can't wait to go home, i have a lot to do” me as soon as I get home

Money Clippy

a pornstar martini can HAVE me. might have to switch up from old fashioned’s.

They tell you not to mix gold and silver jewelery to stop you from achieving your final form

A Nelly Furtado singing the remix of Missy Elliott's Get Ur Freak On (which isn't on any streaming platform) It caught me completely off guard

If you had Limewire as a teenager, you’re a Data migration specialist.

Spiders learn our routines so if you ever find a spider in your house just know you're not following your routine

retro car releases would go crazy

She exudes wealth and beauty every time I see her. This fit and the cut are NASTY!

That’s a bad bitch 🐴

Gundam Camera David C W

Shams Charania The WNBA salary cap going from $1.5 million to $7 million is not a small jump, this is a proper landmark moment for them players fam. A supermax of $1.4M and a $300K minimum means the league is finally starting to treat its athletes like the professionals they have always been

A feeling new gen won't understand

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They really took Toy stores away and gave the kids iPads and phones. Going to the toy store was one of my fav memories as a kid.

the funniest thing about soulja boy doing everything first is that there’s somehow always proof too