me texting that one person I talk to everyday on two different apps while everyone else gets ignored

can i come over and do this

Always "...Liked your repost" never "...Liked your post"

I like that the capital i has a little face on it!🙂

“how do you keep your pants up when you’re performing?” “belt.”

Can I copy your homework? Yeah, just change it a little so it's not obvious.

WDYM MY MEDICATION CAN MAKE ME GAY

oh i’m pounding cake for sure

Drama on the streets of Melbourne!

BRO- Mortal Kombat (1995) and MEAN GIRLS HAVE THE SAME SONG OUTRO before the movie credits??? 😭 💀 WHY DIDNT I NOTICE THIS!???

for irl me immediately! first edit i saw of that dumbass immediately fell in love with him somehow… kate however a very long time… months 😔

They hit the fucking pentagon

so this is how i realize that pokopia’s logo is shaped like ditto

i wish australians were real

let me cook