Saddest thing online for 2024 was the end of the dril age when the account was sold to some loser who can't even do a good impersonation

For me, the best recurring character on The Simpsons. Lionel Hutz appreciation thread ⭐️

I am begging someone to send me a leeter with the cow jumping over the moon stamp.

Why is Discover Bank giving me a 2024 Wrapped?

Day one of standing lessons

I've been to places of which you cannot conceive like Rosemont Illinois for example

No because if the bald win then obviously it's a hair loss.

You were sitting behind the VFA's number one movie buff

You have a crush on Tim. You are ghostwriting his 5-bags-of-popcorn reviews.

This kind of stuff sucks a lot, actually.

Chef Gruel, i'd like you to meet my good friends, the renowned Dr. Illness and esteemed Reverend Blasphemy.

He caught he grinch paragliding over he suburban sprawling neighbourhood

New MJ Lenderman dropped

Media literacy has hit a catastrophic low such that this kind of poster doesn't understand that what made the inbetweeners funny wasn't because they said stuff that "triggered the wokes"

I hope they arrest him on the pitch instead!!!!

Im being so serious that 90% of grown adults do not know what size shoes they should wear.

NHS England is rolling out software to run our health records from Palantir – a US spy-tech firm that has supported mass deportation in the US and enabled genocide in Gaza. Say No to Palantir in the NHS ⬇️ goodlaw.social/ac5995

Greggmaxxing for dinner