Guess which of these two has a higher WAR this season

When will the glaze end?

Damn it’s wild that a guy named Home Run hit an absolute bomb to right too

Jesus Won!

“I can’t wait to watch the Astros tonight!” 2 hours later:

Don’t let it distract you from the fact boomers almost ended his career after giving the most tragic portrayal of Anakin we could ever ask for, only for the next generation to love the prequels and turn him into a cult figure with kino edits that revived his entire career.

Astros with Yordan hitting like this are just becoming the Angels with prime Mike Trout

hey babe the astros lost (8-14)

The amount of self-hate Americans have towards their own history is truly unreal. They defeated slavery by fighting against their own family. They shut Europe out of the western hemisphere so that nations wouldn't live under colonization forever. They had the ability to

Average fan reaction to their team being bad: NFL: Our team just sucks 🤷‍♂️ NHL: Our team just sucks 🤷‍♂️ NBA: Our team just sucks 🤷‍♂️ MLB: The great Billy Joe Kimble curse of 1953 is the reason my shortstop is drawing walks at a below average rate 😡

The Artemis II crew traveled a record 252,756 miles back to Earth since the Mets' last win.

real shiii

HOT TAKE: I think Yordan is the best pure hitter all around in baseball currently. He’s quiet, doesn’t care about media or fame. Just goes out absolutely destroys baseball consistently.

The secret of America is there really isn’t an ugly state. Even North Dakota & Iowa have breathtaking beauty in their own right.

BREAKING: Texans selecting Georgia Tech G Keylan Rutledge 👀

WE GOT OUR GUY!

Yordan Alvarez among qualified hitters: 1st in AVG 1st in HR 2nd in RBI 1st in OBP 1st in xSLG 1st in OPS 1st in wRC+ 1st in xwOBA 1st in fWAR 1st in BB/K Do you realize how absurd this is?

i feel like society moved on from these too quickly

ASTROS BEAT THE YANKEES ROCKETS BEAT THE LAKERS

Texans, LB Azeez Al-Shaair agree to terms on a 3-year extension. (via @rapsheet + Mike Garafolo)