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He got Murdoc something cool for… Christmas? Yule? Whatever satanist celebrate in the winter..

Just appreciate the gift.

I hope it’s not Murdoc is God burned on a CD again. But that was when you got high for several days and forgot Christmas was even coming up.

“Then don’t do coke, I hate when you take coke. Anything else, if you are gonna get high.”

“No, you’re just an asshole when you do it… and you black out.”

If he needs any help, all he needs is to ask.

He would!

//they gave 2D his own bathroom?

I hate whoever made up ‘submechanophobia’. Have you seen the mutated shit under the largest garbage patch in the ocean, or do you have to fix that anglerfish animatronic that’s underwater at Disneyland? No, well I don’t think you can have that then!

I remember when Twitch played Pokémon. Wonder how long Twitter will take.

Noodle stop playing the Club Penguin pizzeria song every time we’re cooking in the kitchen.

its dare #gorillaz

I’m watchin’ Huggbee’s cedar point training video dub and I found it even more funny ‘cause I worked at the fair ground my dad owned.

I always talk too much when I get drunk at parties. Not so much when I get high. When someone’s bugging me I just talk about odd shit. I’ve talked about things m like the plot of a Nacy Drew game, where I would rank certain dark rides on a list, and what a loser Banksy is.

I hate wordle. I was great at sudoku. Those are the same kind of game. Why am I bad at the other one?

Bored just chilling at work. At our smaller express location so I just can vibe, but there’s no one to talk to.