Had an accident yesterday (I’m fine). I call the cops immediately. The gentleman that caused it was speaking with me fine but when the cops got there all of a sudden he didn’t speak English. So I switched to Spanish then it was 😧. Like cmon man don’t play on my face now

si te gusta una mujer y lo que impide follartela es una polla permíteme decirte que eres maricon

“Yeah I’d like to solve the puzzle”

Colocar o Vitor Roque ou virar um cachorro equilibrista de spiners

Xavi:

'So. Do you want this handsome, charismatic, faithful, devoted blueberry ice cream? Or this backstabbing ugly orange cream WHICH SHOULD HAVE NEVER GROWN LEGS'

Jerry's just not funny enough to do this

Thanks for this scorching ray of truth Kelli ♫ The Opera Geek ♫

Estoy convencido de que esta 'respuesta dr Bryan Zaragoza' ha sido generada por ChatGPT.

I am the lowest, most repulsive filth in the world and I will never die.

is this anything

Shy nerdy girls who turn out to be disgusting perverts will save you btw

El Burgos CF informa que la foto publicada recientemente en X ha sido manipulada digitalmente.

Aconsejamos verificar la autenticidad de las imágenes antes de compartirlas.

Esta difusión de información engañosa es inaceptable y tomaremos medidas legales contra los responsables.

i feel like i've been so slow to clock this: every single big UK transphobic author has the same literary agent.

ALL of them. stock, joyce, the gay spectator guy they just found under a rock, ditum, a big terf at the guardian, multiple women's place people - all the same agent

My Final Hater has Perished .

Albo Stan 🇦🇺

>Get shellacked in local elections
>Call a snap election immediately after
>All polls show right wing ahead
>Win anyway
>Get blackmailed into resigning by the opposition
>Hint at resigning, become more popular
>Tell the right to fuck off, don’t resign
>Refuse to elaborate

Incredible really