Hull, get yourselves down to @loungecomedy, this Wednesday night. You won’t be disappointed*

Tickets: comedyloungehull.co.uk/events/love-la…

*I’m on first, so after I’ve pissed off, you’ll have a cracking night

Better be quick, or you’re not getting in to see this lot tonight:
Bethany Black Captain Bendy Harriet Dyer Ryan Gleeson
Tix & info: blackpoolcomedyclub.com

Whereas this year, 2 million almost visited Blackpool North railway station

#BusReplacement

The loveliest of lovely couples…

Your grandkids will argue about whether or not this is a Christmas movie

Tonight’s gonna be another big one, with this killer line-up:
Freddy Quinne
Mike Newall
Mike Wilkinson
& Ryan Gleeson

Be quick if you’ve not already booked your tickets!

💻 blackpoolcomedyclub.com
☎️ 01253 38381
🎟️ Bank Hey St., opposite the Tower
⏰ Doors 7pm - Show 8pm

Bloody great having Thomas Green’s End of Daze at the club, with a surprise visit from Eshaan Akbar to open the show
For unknown reasons Eshaan angrily refused to have his picture taken with me

In unrelated news, I’ve now learned which words are “totally unacceptable” in 2023

Beautiful* people of the Fylde Coast, be quick, we’re about to sell out!

Tix & info:
💻 blackpoolcomedyclub.com
☎️ 01253 381381
🎟 Bank Hey St., right behind the Tower

* You’re all beautiful, no matter what you think…
Unless you’re an arse
In which case, you’re just an arse

If you ignore how shit this actor’s brummy accent is, this Slade documentary is well worth a watch.

Loads darker than I expected!

Sadly, none of this is made up…

#ConservativePartyConference

Every green room in the U.K. right now…

#RussellBrand

Have a watch, It’s got everything a good pod should have… carrots, boyband bumming footballers & Captain Bendy told me how he met his new neighbour

Is this the most awkward roast ever?

That look you get when you’re caught fucking about during assembly