Anyone wanna hang out today?

When I turn 30, I am gonna be my top prioroty

Bad connections and mixed signals

It's ok to cry sometimes. I know It gets hard to make it through the night I hope you know that don't make you weak I'll be there whenever you need

Time to put my work face on

Receiving a genuine compliment

Aye man...

Sigh

Man everyone always goes out with friends and I'm always at the bar by myself trying to look as friendly as possible

Happy wife happy life

Google Gemini....needs some work 😂

Going out by myself is real nice cause the bill be like $16

There's a tear in my beer

Congress needs to act and do something about the collusion between hot dog makers and hot dog bun makers

I need a cowboy hat 🤠

I'm cooking something again

Your failure to plan ahead does not constitute an emergency for me

Don't message me on a Friday night talking about business. I have a life too, and that is not the time to schedule something

Noise cancelling headphones but for your nose

"If amazing was a young bitch I'd be going to jail...cause I'm fucking amazing" - Me