The blood moon rises once again... And we find our "Heroine" drinking herself into the bottom of a bottle of booze...

"Who am I to complain about losing my dick... it isn't like I was getting laid..." She says sarcastically.

woke up thinking about zelda's dumptruck ass

HERO. OF. TRAINS! youtu.be/wW9WclVFmQM

Well... I see how it is...

"I miss Spryte ..."

"Hm? ... oh... Oh. OH. OHHHH!"

EXCUUUUUUUUUSE MEEEEE Princess.

Here's the Dark Samus turntable animation! #Metroid35 #Nintendo #SmashBrosUltimate #Blender3d #Samus I'd love to do a redux for SA-X too, but I have no idea where to start lol

Yeah. Now there's a killer robot living there.

"Why are you tempting MEEEEEEEE!"

//I'm back after being locked out of my account for a bit! Finally guessed the right password!

"Why do I suck at being online. Heh..."

Valorous evening fellow Hylians. What has't i did miss?

"My alignment? Chaotic dumb ass..."

"Thy moth'r wast a hamst'r and thy fath'r smell'd of eld'r b'rries!

"Fucking adorable!"

So guess who finally remembered to log in on their new phone. I'll give you a hint. Rhymes with Twink.