this is one of the worst tweets in the history of the website. Are you 9 years old?

Me: Yes, Luke, I really did a fight a 4 armed robot with Asthma multiple times. One time, he jumped down into a hangar full of battle droids and said "hello there". Another time, I did the same No wait, Luke, don't lea... Luke, running: This is why Uncle said you're crazy!

@LonelyPadme1 @SoleFandom @OfficiaIVader Great work. Anakin gave me that tape on VCR. lol

@LonelyPadme1 @SoleFandom @OfficiaIVader You could skim rocks for 20 years.

#Kenobi

Seeing as you have no idea how to spell any of the actors' names correctly I am not surprised a complex story like that went right over your tiny brain. Btw your haircut is shit x.com/tall_mike_2145…

Jedi business.... fancy a drink? x.com/qira__/status/…

"I miss my master, although I do not miss some of his more reckless teachings".

"In my solitude, I remember the teachings Qui Gon preached. I reflect deeper on them now with the loss of Anakin and the failure of our old way. Maybe he was right. However, my duty is now to the Chosen One. The boy will defeat the Sith."

"I'm sorry, Anakin. I wanted to save you. I wished I could have helped you. I blame myself. I will always hold out hope for you, but I know the duty I have. The prophecy will mean the end of the Sith, and, that will mean you. Old friend, I'm so sorry."

"Master Qui Gon taught me a lot."

"I heard there's a book of my early Padawan life with a similar title. Written by some offworlder called George Lucas." x.com/skywalkerjedie…

"Luke surpassed us all in so many ways. He mastered attachments, the fear of loss and the Jedi were reborn with him. He has become the greatest the galaxy has ever known. I just hope, one day, he doesn't end up a cynical, boob milk drinking recluse."

"The dark side calls to us all. It is quick, alluring, easy; fear drives it; greed attracts it. The greatest Jedi I have ever known, Luke Skywalker, showed love was not to be feared, but embraced. Love and using the force for good was the true weapon of a jedi, not their sword."

Would anybody like to RP?

"Madame Jocasta actually wasn't all that great. I found the library of Dexter to be much more useful." x.com/skywalkerjedie…

"A wonderful offworlder. #ThankTheMaker" x.com/skywalkerjedie…

Anakin should've been a nihilistic, out of control, psychopath and not a tragic character in a broken society wanting to help people who lost everything who was redeemed by selfless love? What films were you watching. x.com/therealdcf/sta…

"I must remember that one." x.com/skywalkerjedie…

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