Couple goals. Huyu wa sai ashajua tools zangu zote za jaba ananifanyia shopping ya aluta😂

Wacha nijikopeshe, Mshwari to Mpesa

Huwa mnasema hamsave but everyone was complaining about mshwari yesterday Bunch of frauds

Siku nilikuwa nagraduate nilikuwa nimevaa gown na boxer ndani, alafu nikaambiwa nitolee mokoro avae alafu tupige picha na yeye, sijawahi tetemeka ivo😂💔

My pal amecomplain alot kuhusu Mshwari and lemme tell you tulikuja kupata that he had 12 shillings apo😭😭😂

CASEMIROOOOOOOO! 😍

Mangware mangware, ndio fala alibishiwa akasababishiwa akaibishwa. Skizaa Virusi Mbaya

Ameniita sunshine , niwafungulie jua saa ngapi leo😂Find love guys.

"Naeza kupea shit yenye ata Lumumba haezi pielo🔥."-MZIZA Kama hauskizi Mziza sijui unaskiza nani hao

Hallowen ni ya wazungu, hiyo yako ni mashetani zi nakusumbua😂😂

Mnachanga pesa ya mzinga lakini kununulia Pastor gari is where you draw the line

Mhenga alikulishwa Ls ikabidi aseme mficha uchi hazai.

Streets ain't for everyone, that's why they made the sidewalk

Wait so y'all didn't have ID's just waited for charges to be flagged off ju hio line yote niliona huduma 🧐💔

Bro code: if you bring an ugly girl home, I’m not leaving. Bro can’t eat poison in my presence

Sikuizi mnapiga shots bila hata kukunja uso,what have you become?

Those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind