I refused to give my Nephew soda because it was cold, he started counting his friends out loudly and left me out💀💀💀💀

'Ebu tokeni kwa simu muanze kuchinja kuku ama mnataka watu wakule saa kumi'... hii ndio maisha sasa

Probably this one when I officially retired Tequila sunrise for a passion margarita as my favourite cocktail

Still not on OF and still not on the menu. Lakini the views are prime.

Sahi ukiona tent wewe ingia tu. Watu wa familia hawajuani wote.

Home sweet home 5 minutes later

“that’s your third bowl of ice cream you fat bitch”

Knowing this country, someone will be jailed. In Kenya the Cabinet Secretary would have had a press conference blaming the opposition and goons saying how it will cost 1B to fix.

Pale ushago wakianza kuita J's zako sport shoes

A Spiro to Apiro before you Expiro.

art not made with ai

If you guys really understand Osama, you will never say he was wa traitor, just a man of reason. Kumtukana seemed swag but wueh the real rats were amongst you 😂

As you go about the holiday season, make sure all children are safe in malls, play grounds or in your homes. Protect the Children.

How to be a millionaire in your 30s. A practical, tried and tested, legal method. 🧵

December photo dump, anyone?

funding has been approved to get a house with a covered parking space oya house agents looking for a house within the southern bypass except Langata and Kikuyu must have own compound trees in the compund the greener and forested the better indoor garage sq also preffered

Tanzania plays tonight. As Kenyans, we’ll be there!

Mwaka imeisha kama sijatumiwa flowers with a cute note. Ni sawa tu. Of importance is my health and sanity.

Hapo unalipishwa per square cm or?