#RogueVengers JARVIS Tony Stark I'm sure that'll be fine. But then, anyplace with more shooting is going to puh-LEASE..ME. >

#RogueVengers JARVIS Tony Stark [Jarvis's sharp moves] Whoever shot that, I'm gonna shoot back! [AND I DON'T MISS.]

#RogueVengers [Clint stops trying to remove a piece of metal from in front of the stairs on the roof, surprised as hell to (Natasha Romanoff)

#RogueVengers [hear from Natasha Romanoff. He turns around with a wince, looking up.] You couldn't have gotten here an hour ago? >

#RogueVengers [But he's grinning.] (Natasha Romanoff)

#RogueVengers > you're back no matter how late you are. You're saving me from walking down twenty flights. (Natasha Romanoff)

[Hawkeye scoffs at Natasha Romanoff.] I don't need to get checked out. I got my hip back in. [Nope. Not saying he crashed the plane. As far >

> [as he's concerned, doubting his pilot skills is tantamount to heresy. (Even if Natasha Romanoff a better one.)]

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Hey... I landed. The plane was on fire, but I landed it... Steve Rogers.

Royals Being Defeated By Small Child x.com/WSJSports/stat…

That's just uncalled for.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA #Buckner

#Royals win and take a 3-1 #WorldSeries lead! Game 4 FINAL: #Royals 5, Mets 3. #TakeTheCrown pic.x.com/7fejoCPihP

Dear idiot bird outside my window, It's 2 AM. You are supposed to be asleep. Go the fuck to sleep. Before I find you and kill you. -SR

I was gonna say... x.com/CaptStevey/sta…

To all those I serve with: I salute you. #MemorialDay2016