i genuinely believe you cannot get a bigger contrast between two cities than York and New York

elon musk so rich.. if i was rich i would buy dvds

friends inside :)

reported a post, and twitter decides they didnt do anything so quickly that their response arrived before the report confirmation email.
genuinely cannot make this up.

i swear to fucking god Google your product is so cooked

GRAH

miss my boyfrien :(

off the hook are actually such lesbians you really cannot convince me otherwise

do you think anyone is still buying alexas

'only 1% can beat this level!' wow your hiring some really dumb playtesters huh

the real no mans sky experience is standing in a pirate space station waiting for a good solar ship to come

after applying to be on my favourite tv show and getting fucken rejected i just cant watch it anymore

theres gonna be a solar eclipse? nah not for me thanks. let me know when theres gonna be a solar intellij tho