every day i wake up and look like this guy

Ive been here for a long time.. im tired of this story😭

Dai Schweppes yatiwanirawo plan apapa nekuti 400ml dzishoma 😭

Takatangirwa nedare zvechokwadi. Very soon chingwa will be for the elite

Zvinozongoramba hazvo but as Zimbabweans we really try. I was in town by 5:30am today and it was already flooded, umwe neumwe achiita madhiri ake. But vasadaro varume ava😭

Dembo aiva nemabars😭 what do you mean, “Honai ruva reChitekete chaamai nababa. Pari zvino vatadza kurara nekufunga iwe, Chitekete” ???

If you love me put my portrait mu dining yekumba kwenyu😭😭

reminds me of the candy aquarium i made

I’ll decline tf out of a morning call. Yes I’m up but I haven’t even spoke to myself yet damn

Pagarisa pasina kapyramid scheme, dai mambotiitirao something. 🥲

Thank you so much for the beautiful congratulatory messages. My husband and I are incredibly humbled and grateful for the love and kind words you have shared with us. We truly appreciate you all. I will be able to respond tomorrow ❤️🫶

Happy birthday nana❤️

Everyone, it’s my birthday!

Happy birthday 🎂 🥳 🎉 🎈 🎁 to me. Thank you lord fr gift of life 🙏 plus everything am so grateful. Hv mercy on me and my pipo and let this new age com wth blessings.

Have a good one

I married my best friend!!! The one who knows the depths of my soul,who laughs in rhythm with my heart,and dreams besides me. Forever , Mi Amour💚🤍

Once I start making money, this will be my signature hairstyle

Shame. If my friend is getting married and it rains like this, I am sitting in that rain and catching that flu.❤️🙏🏿

I tried a lip plumper for the first time and when it started tingling…I honestly thought it might be expired. 😭😭i was very worried kuti ko chilli irikubva kupi

Once I discover such a tweet from my friend, I will have to revoke my invitation. You will be shocked to see that your name is not on the guest list watopagedhi, what an ungrateful little human