Watching sports and saying "we" is like watching porn and saying "we had sex".

The NBA is very concerned about the multiple arrests made as a result of the FBI’s sports gambling code. Use code “MULTIPLEARRESTS” for a 30% Profit Boost on a three-leg parlay with Draft Kings, the official gambling partner of the NBA.

Went to put some air in my tires today ($2.50?!) and all four of my valve stem caps are gone. I know times are tough out there but those don’t just all fall off like that. 😂

“Right?” “Vibe(s)!” “You can’t park there.” Three phrases well past overdone.

2025 and people still think social media content about the weather is interesting. Wild.

L, eh? #wantitall #bluejays #dodgers

Two events that have been social media highlights from me this year: (1) watching Oasis posts night in and out (2) Trump on the business end of a blowjob posts

Crüe, Tesla and Extreme are touring. Far be it from me to point out the tour requires CTE to see Crüe at this point.

Memo to businesses slurping themselves with their “apology” posts: the shark has been jumped. You’ve missed the boat. Stop.

Wander Franco gets a new trial. 14 to Wander odds cash.

96.4% of those using AI profile pics lack any “I” themselves.

Metal Mayhem lives on! So much for the demise of MTV.

They get their clout or nah?

TikTokers, beautifully illustrated instagram.com/p/DTBKAAbFVZT/…

Mets and Blue Jays fans spent the past 24 hours arguing over which team was being used for leverage when they both were lmaooooooooooooooo

BREAKING: America was just mocked In London today. Actor Vanessa Williams was performing the Star-Spangled Banner before the Memphis Grizzlies faced the Orlando Magic at the O2 Arena. Someone yells, "leave Greenland alone!" and the crowd breaks out and applause. Trump is making

😂😂😂😂

One of the best moves ever. ☠️☠️☠️

I am really disappointed…I am watching the Olympics and they still haven’t done a montage or tribute to Ryan Wedding yet. This oversight wouldn’t have happened with Peter Mansbridge, tell you what.

Rips!!!!!