Michael Cartwright (@_mcartwright) 's Twitter Profile
Michael Cartwright

@_mcartwright

Westminster, MA. Husband to Erin. Pops to Alfie the Dachshund aka Fred. Survive and advance...

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calendar_today14-04-2009 00:55:37

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Ordered this a while back without even knowing it's being turned into a TV series. Only about halfway through, but pretty bonkers stuff...

Ordered this a while back without even knowing it's being turned into a TV series. Only about halfway through, but pretty bonkers stuff...
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It had its moment, it’s totally fine, & no disrespect to a fellow Mike, but at this point, Mike’s Hot Honey needs to be stopped

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i've lived long enough to see Subway outlive its purpose. five dollar footlongs are like $15 now. you're not going to sell me on giant cookies, pizzas, soups, salad bowls. i'm here for one thing and it's the cheap sub i got in 2008. if you don't have it, then what's the point?

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Tucked away in the #Pluribus credits, it reads, “This show was made by humans.” “I hate AI,” creator Vince Gilligan told Variety with a chuckle. “AI is the world’s most expensive and energy-intensive plagiarism machine. I think there’s a very high possibility that this is all a

Tucked away in the #Pluribus credits, it reads, “This show was made by humans.”

“I hate AI,” creator Vince Gilligan told Variety with a chuckle. “AI is the world’s most expensive and energy-intensive plagiarism machine. I think there’s a very high possibility that this is all a
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BREAKING: Mark Wolf, appointed to the federal bench by Ronald Reagan, writes that he is resigning as a judge to have the freedom to speak out against the president's assault on the rule of law

BREAKING: Mark Wolf, appointed to the federal bench by Ronald Reagan, writes that he is resigning as a judge to have the freedom to speak out against the president's assault on the rule of law
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fireworks go off as UMass kicks a field goal to cut the deficit to 42. laughs fill the press box. 45-3 Northern Illinois with 6:13 to play

fireworks go off as UMass kicks a field goal to cut the deficit to 42. laughs fill the press box.

45-3 Northern Illinois with 6:13 to play
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BREAKING: At Pope Leo XIV’s urging, U.S. Catholic bishops just delivered the strongest rebuke of a sitting president in Church history — condemning Trump-Vance raids as “inhumane” and “dehumanizing” in a 216–5 vote. thelettersfromleo.com/p/breaking-at-…

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“Find someone easier,” people said. I chose the boy with darker skin and Sam became the light I was missing. When I told my mom, she begged me to stop. “People won’t understand. You’ll get hurt,” she said. But my heart had already chosen. At the orphanage, a boy sat on the cold

“Find someone easier,” people said. I chose the boy with darker skin and Sam became the light I was missing. When I told my mom, she begged me to stop. “People won’t understand. You’ll get hurt,” she said. But my heart had already chosen. At the orphanage, a boy sat on the cold
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Recently discovered that when you've turned 40 and someone who's 9 years older than you but looks roughly 62 stares you dead in the eyes and says, "As men in our 40s . . ." you develop an overwhelming urge to bash their head in with a heavy lamp?

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Quite a stunning moment in the Oval Office as President Trump asserts that MBS knew nothing about Jamal Khashoggi's murder despite how the CIA — under Trump, in his first term — found that the crown prince ordered it.

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this is an absolute disaster for meta. and most people don’t know the tenth of it. meta studied the solutions to child safety problems, calculated the growth impact, then shelved the fixes for years because metrics mattered more than protecting kids. in 2019, safety

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Shame that I was practically an old man when I was finally introduced to the butter bell.What a total game changer. Why isn’t there one in every household? Sell it to one kind of American as a “French butter crock” and another as a “Freedom butter bin” or whatever #ButterThoughts

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Also, in a world less broken, this guy would've simply disappeared from view many years ago, as that's how it used to work with 40-50 instances of plagiarism... Instead, he's a TPUSA "media personality" with 4M followers. A joke.