bullying him cause idk how to flirt

jk some broke bitch stole it

You delete someones number and here come Apple

Maybe: My Baby

im midwest sober (an alcoholic but no DUIs)

Netflix deleted my account I’m fully prepared to beat someone’s back end

“your frontal lobe finishes developing when you’re 25” okay well i’m still stupid so what now

you call it stalking i call it making sure nothing bad happens to u

God will hit you with some of the most crushing events back to back and you will still have to do the fuck ass dishes

How old does someone have to be before you can officially call them a fucking asshole? Please say 6

Companies should not be allowed to have estimated shipping dates if they’re going to be multiple dates off base😐

nah gotta shake out those first love feelings young so you don’t get bamboozled by the first 30yo man with no bed frame who says nice things to you

My mom was really serving us home cooked meals every single day…… younger me didn’t realize how much work and how much of a blessing that is

I think moving to a new city will fix me

To the people charging $50 for one hour shoots, I hope you forget your memory card next time

legit

I have to stay in Fridays if I want to enjoy my Saturdays

this is actually the only way I’ll come over. 70s a lil high even

why didn’t voldemort just run harry potter over with a car

i don’t actually exist if you ever met me you’re schizophrenic

if i could be born again and pick my father, i’d pick my dad a million times