hey twitter, looking to interview stylists over 65 who reluctantly bake, for a web piece, ta! #journorequest #PRrequest

hello, would like to speak to males under 16 who won't give blood, for local news, cheers #journorequest #PRrequest

help, looking to interview immigrant creatives aged 18-20 who regularly travel, for the news, get in touch! #journorequest #PRrequest

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bookmakers in Wales who constantly gain weight, looking to speak to you for TV interview, thanks! #journorequest #PRrequest

stay-at-home doctors from Birmingham who constantly wear hats, trying to contact you for TV interview, thanks! #journorequest #PRrequest

heads up, looking to speak to low-wage adults aged 18-20 who constantly wash their hands, for the news, thanks #journorequest #PRrequest

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commuters aged 18-20 who can't sew, trying to speak to you for a web article, get in touch! #journorequest #PRrequest

alright, trying to contact high-earning cleaners in Sunderland who refuse to compare bargains, for a web article, thanks #journorequest #PRrequest

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females from Bradford who regularly ride a bike, would love to interview you for a radio show, plz RT! #journorequest #PRrequest