No one: Walks into a room: Funny how I could batter each and every one of you at UNO

Chamber of reflection: on 👨‍🎤 badly rolled cigarette: smoked 🚬 coffee that is far too strong: sipped☕️ Vibey day has commenced, have a sick one 🌻

I've lost my mates a total of £110 today on betting tips. DM me for tips and insider knowledge

Incredibly gassed to announce that I’ll be playing @suckerofficial_'s Music Week on 9 July at 4pm! You'll be able to find the live stream on their FB Page: facebook.com/sxckerofficial/ 👈🌻

John Parry Merch makes you 20% more attractive. Dropping this Friday 9am GMT 🌻

MY MERCH HAS DROPPED, I'M SOO EXCITED - MAKE IT HAPPEN johnparry.co.uk/shop

No words

I keep saying ‘it is what it is’ but what even is it

TRY HARDER, Out now: open.spotify.com/track/3XlXPbXi…

Out now!! The new video for John Parry🌻’s Try Harder is out at the link below!🦩 youtu.be/6lekNUtta0Y

My EP BITTER SWEET is out everywhere now! 🌻 Give it a spin, a save and a share here open.spotify.com/album/3ZXYR4s0… x