Fun fact, most dickgirls have slightly larger hearts than most humans. For...very obvious reasons.

Superhero dick is superior to whatever you've been taking. Superhero dick owns your brain.

♡: I have like zero drive to write rn but can we talk about extremely unsexy every version of the Joker is? Like what's the appeal of a sadistic mass murderer who has probably never seen the inside of the Arkham showers?

Your wife's new girlfriends say hello. Just don't bother them for a while.

And that's how you get her attention.

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐖𝐎𝐌𝐀𝐍 𝐦𝐨𝐦𝐦𝐚 𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐞𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭. ♡ 𝐏𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫 𝐆𝐢𝐫𝐥 ♡ 𝐁𝐮𝐭 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐝𝐢𝐜𝐤 ♡ 𝐒𝐮𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐨, 𝐂𝐄𝐎, 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐥, 𝐛𝐮𝐥𝐥 𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐝 ⬇️MORE INFO BELOW⬇️

That's 𝐁𝐀𝐓𝐆𝐈𝐑𝐋'𝐒 whole thing, really.

ㅤ 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐀𝐁𝐎𝐔𝐓 𝐎𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑 𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐎𝐄𝐒? ㅤ

ㅤ ㅤGᴏᴏᴅ ᴍᴏʀɴɪɴɢ﹐ Gᴏᴛʜᴀᴍ💖 ㅤ Babs giving you a peak into her morning with a selfie.

Another morning selfie? But are you complaining? ㅤㅤDᴏɴ·ᴛ ᴛᴀʟᴋ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴇ ᴜɴᴛɪʟ I·ᴠᴇ ʜᴀᴅ ᴍʏ ᴄᴏғғᴇᴇ. Aɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇɴ sᴋᴜʟʟғᴜᴄᴋᴇᴅ ᴀ ᴄᴜᴛᴇ ɢɪʀʟ😜

ㅤ📲 mmph. Get over here so I can paint those white already. I'm not even dressed yet Another picture sent Jade's way.

📲 You won't hear me complaining 📲📎𝐈𝐌𝐀𝐆𝐄 𝐀𝐓𝐓𝐀𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐃

Putting villains in their fucking place is the best part of being a superhero. Does this count as #SeductiveSunday material? We're gonna have to, because Batgirl is going in for round six.

Are you just gonna leave her hanging?

When Barbara says she's gonna breed you, she means 𝐘𝐎𝐔'𝐑𝐄 𝐆𝐎𝐍𝐍𝐀 𝐁𝐄 𝐀 𝐅𝐔𝐂𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐌𝐎𝐌𝐌𝐘.

Does it always involve prancing around in next to nothing?

And here I thought you just liked showing off your body. But it's always good to learn about another culture.

With how many times she's put the kitty behind bars ㅤ𝐎𝐑 𝐈𝐍 ㅤ𝐖𝐎𝐌𝐁𝐂𝐑𝐔𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆 ㅤ𝐁𝐑𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐌𝐄𝐋𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 ㅤ𝐏𝐀𝐖𝐆𝐒𝐇𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 ㅤ𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐒 why would she be?

Oh so slowly waking up, wiping all that groggy sleepiness away. Where's her morning cocksleeve?

Every villain Batgirl fights rarely offends again. It's called getting hero'd.♡