I’ve really got Sunday scaries on a Tuesday

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Saturdays are made for spritzes and sandwiches w/ Emily Ruezinsky ✨

📍Bona Fide Deluxe

the thing about going to Jamba is that you don't have to dirty any dishes

My level of Friday: just used “y’all’ve” in an email 🤠

The funniest thing is when coworkers say “out of pocket” when they really mean “unavailable”

I think if it’s raining you shouldn’t have to work. Rainy weather is Napping Weather™️.

I’m not sure how I wanted “mustn’t” to be spelled but it certainly wasn’t that

My favorite thing is trying to describe to the group chat what the outfit vibe of the evening is.

For anyone wondering, tonight’s is “cool girl but I don’t wanna look like I tried to be a cool girl”

brand tweet of the YEAR

Obsessed obsessed obsessed

happy Monday everyone

The Female Experience™️is planning dinner based on where the best margs are

Strategists will be like “we must embrace the serendipitous moments of social desire in which the salience of our unique ethos delights and disrupts our consumer’s day” and the final piece of work is a banner for a pet food brand that says “BUY A PACK OF 4 AND GET 25% OFF!!!!!!”

I just poured iced coffee into popsicle molds and I’ve never felt smarter

I just unironically texted “ZOINKS!!!”

Stellar morning already